(Source: blua, via conflictingheart)
The small dogs were keeping the ball away from Corgnelius all day, so when he finally got it, he just did this. He can die happy now.
(Source: ninoish, via squidlykitten)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via estrogenicide)
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
(via estrogenicide)
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
This is brilliant
(Source: onegleeheart)
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
(via estrogenicide)
The Epitome of Public Enemy: “Whoa, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes and think you...
“Whoa, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes and think you could play with a big boys? Adorable. Son, I’ve been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your Mamma’s Casio. I’m a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and…
(via estrogenicide)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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